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Tiger and the three pigs - attraction

 

After years of frightening the countryside, hunting deer, poaching livestock, assassination game, Tiger grew long in the tooth. Finally, he knew it was time to retire. So he packed his bag and ambled into town to the Three Barely Pigs Retirement Home Inc. He rang the bell, and the first hardly pig appeared on the upstairs hallway above. "What do you want?" asked the diminutive pig.

"I come here to retire," Tiger replied.

"Ooooh. I don't think so," the diminutive pig declared. "You're not like us. You've got big teeth. Very dangerous. We can't let you in. "

So Tiger went to the dentist and had his teeth removed. The next day, he returned to the Three Diminutive Pigs Retirement Home Inc. "What do you want?" asked the agree with hardly pig.

"I have no more teeth. I come here to retire," Tiger replied once more.

"Ooooh. No, no, no. That just won't do," the diminutive pig exclaimed. "You're different. You have sharp claws. You scare us. We can't let you in. "

So Tiger went to the manicurist and had his claws removed. The next day, he returned to the Three A small amount Pigs Retirement Home Inc. "What do you want?" demanded the third a small amount pig.

"I have no more claws. I come here to retire," Tiger repeated.

"Ooooh. Let me see," the hardly pig muttered as he departed from sight. Tiger heard much whispering and furor after the big stiff doors. "Okay, come in," said the barely pig.

Tiger strolled all through the doors, and there stood the three barely pigs, grinning ear to ear. Out of the blue they jumped on Tiger. Squealing with delight, they beat him up and sent him packing. No teeth. No claws. Yippeeee! At length they got even with Tiger for horrifying the animals.

Tiger must have known better. He be supposed to have customary who he is and not try to conform to a celebrity else's image of him. What tiger in his right mind lets a pig paint his portrait?

So, who paints your portrait?

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